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Choot aur Lund ke milan ki kahani

Raat ki tanhai me, mai baithi thi akeli
Itne me padosh ke ek ladke ki awaz aai
Aa jao mere paas ghar me koi nahi
Mai kuch sharmai ghabrai
Aur ithlate hui uske paas gai
Usne dhire se ghod me uthaya
Aur bade pyar se bed par sulaya
Sari ka palla giraya
Blouse kholkar bra sarkaya
Besaram ne jhat se mamme ko
Apne mouth me ghusaya
Jhor se daato se mamme ko dabaya
Aur doodh kisi me nahi
Maine kaha mai chudwane aai hu
Maine kaha mai tere bacche ki ma nahi
 
Phir usne apni anguli
Meri chud me ghusai
Mai jor se chilla padi
Arre Boka choda yeh meri chud hai
Koi hodh nahi 
Uska loda bhi ho gaya
Puri tarah khada
Maine bhi use chum kar
Liya bada maja
Kaha usne ab bekarar na karo
Lund ko chud me jane do
Lekin mai thodi itrai
Itni jaldi kya hai
Bus abhi turant to mai aai
Mai le rahi thi ish nok-jhok ka maja
Itne me sale ne meri
Gaand me ghusa diya lauda
Mai jor se chillai
Phir lagi masti aane
Usne phir pyar se dekhte huye
Kaha mai abhi bhi pyasa hu
Pyas meri bujha de re
Ab jyada der na kar
Lund ko chud se mila de re
Mai bhi thi ab uske lund
Ke liye Bekarar 
Maine bhi kaha, Jaan
Ab chud hai tere hawale sanam
Chod le ise mauka nai milega aisa phir 
Usne bhi jhat apna lund
Mere chud me gaad diya
Maine bhi iska bahut luft liya
Chud ne ka accha andaz tha
Yeh mere jivan ka pehla ahsas tha
Jo bhi ho
Yeh bada khas tha.

Virhe Ki Aag - Poem by Tharki Prasad - Lund ki Kahani

Virhe Ki Aag - Poem by Tharki Prasad - Lund ki Kahani - Maalmasala.blogspot.com

Hoon main sexy, naughty & simple,
pyaari hoon, naam hai dimple,
laga hai mujhko satravaan saal,
raaton ko hota hai haal behaal.
Khud hi dabaati hoon apni choochiyan,
roz choot mein, daaltee hoon ungliyaan,
sapno mein bas milte hain lund,
aankh khule, to tanhai ki thund.

Aise mein chhat pe dekha jab usko,
dil mera laga karne disco,
woh thha mera naya padosi,
umr pachhees, naam mohan joshi.

Ankhiya milee, phir dil muskaaye,
jaldi hee hum aur karib aaye,
phir ik din aisa bhi aaya,
ik kamre mein sirf, mohan ko paaya.

Janam-janam ki pyaas thi meri,
kaise sahti ab aur doori,
chipak gayi mohan ke tan se,
laga choomne wo bhi manse.

Choochi tan gayi, choot akad gayi,
laga main ladki se aurat ban gayi,
mohan ne mujhe kar diya nanga,
kapde utare apne, shuru hua panga.

Lund dekh ke, meri phat gayi,
koshish kee, par cheekh nikal gayi,
"nahin-nahin mohan, main mar jaungi,
itne bade lund se nahin chudvaungi,".

Mohan dheeme se muskaya,
choochiyon ko seene se chipkaaya,
mammey choose dheere, phir jor se,
mazaa aa gaya raam kasam se.

Dheere se choot mein ungli daali,
dil ab dar se ho gaya khaali,
daali jeebh jab mohan ne andar,
choot ban gayi ek samandar.

Ghoom gaya mohan bistar par,
munh mein lund, rakha choot pe sar,
choos-choos kar laya toofan,
maine bhi choosa uska ufaan.

Munh mein aaya namkeen 'milkmaid',
choosa mohan ko, ab hui asli raid,
mohan ke laude ne roop dikhaya,
dekh ke mera. Sar chakaraaya.

Rakha lund ko choot ke munh pe,
ik dhakka aur haath mere munh pe,
aankhein meri poori phat gayi,
cheekh band, par choot chatakh gayi.

Laga maarne zaalim dhakke,
bebas thee, diye peeth pe mukke,
laga mazaa ab aane muhko bhi,
chootar utha diye maine bhi.

Khoon nirantar bah raha thha mera,
kisko gam tha, yeh din thaa mera,
utha-utha ke, mohan ne le li,
mauka dekh, daali gaand mein ungli.

"chodo mohan, apni dimple ko chodo,"
cheekhi main, "aur jor se chodo",
"thahar jaa randi," bola mohan,
loot liya zaalim ne mera yauvan.

Laal ho gaya thha mukh uska,
theek waqt pe choot se khiska,
mere munh pe laaya pichkaari,
paa kar juice, meri nikli kilkaari.

pahle kahaan mara thaa ab tak,
ab chodega mujhko tu tab tak,"
"jab tak bani rahe aazadi,
ya jab tak ho meri shaadi,".

Pyara mohan haule se muskaaya,
haami mein, mera mamma sahlaaya,
us din se apnee life hai simple,
main hoon apne mohan ki dimple.

Lund tum khade raho

Lund tum khade raho - Maalmasala.blogspot.com

Poem on lund :

Lund tum khade raho,
Chut main pade raho.
Lund jab prachand ho,
To chut khand-khand ho.
Lund tum khade chalo,
Lund tum bhade chalo.
Samne darar ho,
Gand ka pahad ho.
Lund tum ruko nahi,
Lund tum jhuko nahi.
Chut charmara uthe,
Jhant kasmasa uthe.
Agni sa dhadak dhadak,
Chut me sarak-sarak.
Jab tak chut phate nahi,
Tab tak land hate nahi.
Chut ko tu phaad de,
Uske ander jhaad de.
Lund tum mahan ho,
Sarv shaktimaan ho.
Jai lund baba ki !!

Matlabi Lund Pe Kavita



So Raha Tha Ek Rooz Lund,
Rakh Ke Tattoon Par Apna Sir,
Ke Pass Se Huwa Choot Ka Guzar
Lund Ne Dekha Use Utha Kar Sir,

Lund Ne Poocha Ja Rahi Hai Kidhar?
Agar Waqt Ho To Jara Aa Na Idhar

Choot Ne Kaha Aji Mujhey Maaf Kijiyey
Pahle Jo Kuch Muh Se Tapak Raha Hay.
Woh To Saaf Kijiyey

Lund Ne Jo Yeh Suna To Woh Gya Bigad
Phir Jo Kuch Na Hona Tha Woh Ho Gya Udhar

Jab Jo Kuch Na Hona Tha Woh Gya Ho
Lund Ne Rakha Tattoon Per Apna Sir
Aur Phir Chain Ki Neend Se Gya So

Choot Yeh Boli Lund Se Chud Janey Ke Baad
Janab Baat Hi Naheen Kartey,
Apna Matlab Nikal Janey Ke Baad.

Benefits of Masturbation

Benefits of Masturbation


Benefits of Masturbation

Benefits of Masturbation

1. Choice of girl is yours..

2. Time ki bachat

3. Self service

4. Not a crime

5. Rest to girlfriend

6. No risk of AIDS

7. No special place required

8. No money wastage

9. Easy to perform

10. Guaranteed satisfaction

11. No abortion

12. Condom not required

13. Not necessary to remove whole underwear

14. Stress easily removed

15. Doesn't matter how long your penis is 

16. Swapndosh se mukti

17. Koi darr nahi, pakde jane pe saaman ko easily chhupa sakte hain

18. One can do as many time as he wants

19. No need of special training, its so simple

20. Position is of your choice. 

<Moral>
"Badnami ki choot se izzat ki muth achchi hai"


 
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